Jeff Foxworthy On Minnesota...

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in Minnesota.

If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Minnesota.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Minnesota.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in Minnesota.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,
You might live in Minnesota.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Minnesota.

If you know several people, who have hit deer more than once,
You might live in Minnesota.

If you often switch from "heat" to a/c" in the same day and back again,
You might live in Minnesota.

If you can drive 65mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You might live in Minnesota.

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in Minnesota.

If you carry jumper cables in your car, and your wife knows how to use them,
You might live in Minnesota.

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot of the grocery store at any given time,
You might live in Minnesota.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You might live in Minnesota.

If you find -10 degrees "a little chilly",
You might live in Minnesota.